salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

flagget:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class

Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.

Oklahoma is a strange state

You have no idea

Reading that was an experience

i found the pictures



OH MY GOD

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

flagget:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class

Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.

Oklahoma is a strange state

You have no idea

Reading that was an experience

i found the pictures

OH MY GOD

killbenedictcumberbatch:

youre allowed to be sad after a break up youre allowed to feel disappointed that your relationship ended what you are not allowed to do is be manipulative and continue to try to contact your ex or pursue them when its been made clear that it makes them uncomfortable and they want nothing to do with you anymore

your sadness does not override other people’s boundaries and you must respect them

palmist:

paigeabendroth:

chauvinistsushi:

tastefullyoffensive:

If It Fits, I Sits [via]

Previously: Cats Stuck in Things

THE MERCAT

kitties make me happy,

fav post on the internet

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

z3al:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

heroxn:

ewurajaja:

Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.

image

She sang that song. Will reblog this every time

I sure will Bey anytime

Jay has the same video recording skills as my dad haha

Holy shit….like how strong are her lungs?!

To be able to project like that and fill an entire room with your voice?

Goddam.

this is so inspiring

stability:

Why do people do dumb things if they can’t handle confrontation

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back