Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class
Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.
Oklahoma is a strange state
You have no idea
Reading that was an experience
i found the pictures
OH MY GOD
youre allowed to be sad after a break up youre allowed to feel disappointed that your relationship ended what you are not allowed to do is be manipulative and continue to try to contact your ex or pursue them when its been made clear that it makes them uncomfortable and they want nothing to do with you anymore
your sadness does not override other people’s boundaries and you must respect them
kitties make me happy,
fav post on the internet
im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story
all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying
Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.
She sang that song. Will reblog this every time
I sure will Bey anytime
Jay has the same video recording skills as my dad haha
Holy shit….like how strong are her lungs?!
To be able to project like that and fill an entire room with your voice?
this is so inspiring
Why do people do dumb things if they can’t handle confrontation